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Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1964)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1964 · 1 min · 107 words

The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1964)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1964. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Captain Crunch presents breakfast on the guppy. Morning already, see dog? Where's the crew? Ah, ah, ah. Mmm. Oh, hounds on the hurts of the pork ball. This is our bedroom. It's Captain Crunch.

The cereal named after me, Captain Crunch, delightfully sweet, sugar sweet, and fun to munch because it keeps its crunch. So crisp. It never uncrunches. Not even in milk. Now. Anybody for a bowl of Captain Crunch?

Scuttle my hornpipe sea dog! There's people at breakfast I never saw before! Oh man, it's gotta be careful when he says Captain Crunch! How is your groceries? Captain Crunch! The cereal that's named after me!

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