Dip-a-Dee-Doo (commercial, 1960s)

Dippity-doo! You! Dippity-doo! For setting your hair! Dippity-doo! Roller! Dippity-doo! You! Dippity-doo! No, no, Driss! Dippity-doo! Dippity-doo! Dippity-doo! Real body! Dippity-doo! Oh, no! Dippity-doo! You!

For you! Do you learn that in the States? Brother, new hairspray they have, white rain hairspray holds even in the rain. Oh, why is that? Haven't the foggiest? They say it has little umbrellas in the spray.

It's that moisty proof. If it holds on a day like this, my dear, it holds. It's the holdingest. White rain hairspray holds even in the rain. I went around the world. No matter where I found myself, Muriel was there.

You know, the steeper is smokin' cigars, everybody smokin' some new real cigars. The taste is something special, so pleasant and so light, tobacco's the finest and blended just right. See, we are shapes for every smoker today.

Signor, then, signor, stay new real, all right! Remind to gentlemen, when you hear chime, finally pick one up and smoke it some time.