El Producto Cigars (commercial, 1960s)

Makers of L-productive. The cigar of natural mildness. Here's George Burns for L-productive cigars. Oh, Mr. Burns, my first movie premiere. I'll never forget my first picture. A comedy. Oh, was it a silent movie? No, the only use for silence.

But why spoil the evening? I'd rather be spoiled by the self-productive cigar. Once you try an out-producto, you won't settle for anyone less. That's because they're mild. Naturally mild. Oh, Mr. Burns, is this one of your new discoveries?

Oh, no, no. I've been smoking out-producto cigars for years. Why don't you join me? Just ask your dealer for Georgia cigar. Out-producto. For a taste of real smoking luxury, it's the naturally mild L-productive Corona.

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