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El Producto Cigars (commercial)

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Here's George Burns for Elle Producto cigars. You know these new dances are terrific. You can smoke a cigar and dance at the same time. Gosh, Mr. Burns, you're good. You're spoiling me. Well, I used to dance a little in Boardville.

The blood bill? Where's that? Just decide about tuna. Tell you where I'm spoiled. That's my cigar. Elle Producto. Once you try an Elle Producto, you won't settle for anything less. That's because the mile. Naturally, Miles.

Destroy you, son. Walls down to your dealers and asking for Georgia cigar. Help reducto. For natural mildness in a tip cigar, try Elle Producto's elegant diamond tip. Two for 25 cents. . . . .

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