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El Producto Cigars (commercial)

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Honey West has been brought to you by the consolidated cigar corporation, makers of L-productive, the cigar of natural mildness. Here's George Burns for L-productive Cigars. Oh, Mr. Burns, my first movie premiere. I'll not forget my first picture, a comedy.

Oh, was it a silent movie? Now, the only use was silent. Look, fly spoil evening. I'd rather be spoiled by the self-productive cigar. Once you try an out-productive, you won't settle for anyone less. That's because they're mild.

Naturally mild. Oh, Mr. Burns, is this one of your new discoveries? Oh, no, no. I've been smoking out-productive cigars for years. Why don't you join me? Just ask your dealer for Georgia cigar. Help reducto.

For a taste of real smoking luxury, it's the naturally mild L-productive Corona. 3, 450 cents.

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