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The transcript of “Kerns Bread (commercial, 1954)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I love my curd's bread. You ought to see a psychiatrist. I did. He told me about curd's bread. I used to love my ring coat. Hey buddy, you want curd's bread or brand X? Well, what's so good about curd's bread?
Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up. Do you like to eat? Yes. Do you like to eat bread? Yes. Do you like to eat curd's bread? No. Oh. Shall we try that again? Why don't you eat curd's bread?
Kern's bread. I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials. What? Violence? What violence?
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