Cheese Wheels (commercial, 1954)

It all started when I discovered wheels. In all these wheel shaped cheese flavored snacks that taste so... Cheese flavored. Anyhow, I was fixing a tray of wheels when suddenly... I saw a wheel stealer. I am a wheel stealer.

Ha ha ha. And he ate up all my wheels. So then I fixed a tray of flutes. These flutes shaped snacks with a butternut flavor. But when I turned my back, a flute snatcher got them.

The flute snatcher strikes and ends. So then I bought crowds. Crown-shaped snacks with the scrumptious corn-roasted flavor. And I was enjoying their corny crunchiness when I realized the character on the TV screen was in reality a ground-grabber!

GRABBER! GRABBER! GRABBER! So that's it friends. When you eat wheels, flutes, and crowns, you're gonna meet wheel-sputlers, flute-snatchers, and crown-grabbers. But beware, they're very sneaky and have all kinds of disguises. Why? There may be some in your house right now.