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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1954 · 2 min · 295 words
The transcript of “Purina Dog Chow (commercial, 1954)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I tell you Ralph, there's only one answer to this dog food problem, a spery goose. Tender, succulent, a spery goose. Well, that may be alright for you, Baskerville, but I like Purina Dogchow. But a spery goose isn't nourishing.
It's got vitamins. Purina Dogchow's more nourishing. It's got all 43 vitamins and minerals a fella needs to make him feel all dog. Ha! The spery goose tastes good. Purina Dogchow tastes better. It's flavor charged. Look, basketball.
You go and enjoy your asparagus. It's past my child time. Make child time. Eat your eater time for your dog. Feed him new flavor charged Purina Dog Child. So delicious. We guarantee your dog will love it or your money back.
And if your grocery happens to be out of Purina Dog Child, try asparagus. If ordinary dog foods leave you flat, try Purina Dog Child, right? Right. Purina Dog Child will really make a hit with your dog.
Are you sure it'll make a hit? Positive. Quiet on the set, please. Now, basketball in this commercial, when I say, child time, you leap from the package and run towards the camera, right? Right. Okay. Lights, camera, child time.
Cut, cut. Now what's the trouble, basketball? I'm hungry. Hungry? With all that delicious Purina dog jaw in there? You forgot to say flavor charged? All right, flavor charged Purina dog jaw. Now eat. How about some water to bring out the flavor?
All right. Watch my growl. Thanks. Okay, let's go. Lights, action, jaw time. For real eager eater actually the chow time. Feed your dog new flavor charge Purina dog chow. So delicious we guarantee your dog will love it or your money back. Of course your dog may like it better in a bowl.
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