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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1954 · 1 min · 137 words
The transcript of “Wilson Certified Bacon (commercial, 1954)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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You know the leaning tower of Pisa reminds me of Wilson certified bacon. Why does the leaning tower of Pisa remind you of Wilson certified bacon? Because nothing's leaner than Wilson certified. Leaner, get it? No joke folks. For a great breakfast, we lean toward the lean goodness of Wilson certified bacon.
This is the bacon to take to your frying pan. How about this one? When is an oven like a delicious breakfast? I don't know, when is an oven like a delicious breakfast? When it's bacon!
It's a great bacon. Sugar-cured, hardwood-smoked fries sizzling crisp every time. Wilson's certified bacon. Now back to the Leaning Tower. You know what happens when you fry Wilson's certified bacon? I'm afraid to ask. It becomes Wilson's certified bacon!
Help stamp out bad jokes. Buy Wilson's certified bacon. .
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