Red Diamond Coffee (commercial, 1954)

Why are we climbing this tree for red diamond coffee? I don't want any It's autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall Red diamond makes good coffee. Oh better coffee. Oh red diamond makes the best coffee Congratulations. You want a cup of this coffee? It's red diamond coffee. No, give me brand X. Okay

That's smart. Oh man, Donovan just hired me to sell his crummy red diamond coffee Wow, I think he just fired you too. Want some red diamond coffee before you jump? No. You miss a lot when you don't drink red diamond coffee.

Let's go up to the surface for a cup of red diamond coffee. I'll never touch this stuff. You should. It's a whale of a coffee.