Ideal Toys (commercial, 1954)

Hey, you guys got a second my name is Ralph when I'm a muppet see You know the muppets there that nutty bunch of puppets that keep turning up on TV these days Anyhow ideal is making a plush toy of me and it looks like this Well, I was snurf. He's he's another muppet and ideal makes us nerf muppet too, but the little raw muppet looks like this

I am a Kermit. I'm made by ideal. I think you'll agree. I have real appeal Yeah, well that was our ideals Kermit Muppet, but I'm trying to show you the raw. Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Now cut that out. Now here's the raw Muppet. Go ahead kid, explain yourself. I am the little raw. You can work me like a puppet or play with me like a dog. Thank you Junior. You can go now.

Alright, alright. Oh, hell. Oh, bias, oh bias, oh bias, we beg. For if you don't bias, we'll bite you in the leg. Oh, hold on. What kind of an attitude is that? What? What? Hell.

So bias at one upon the left time. And if you don't bias, we'll break both your arms. OK, that's enough. Friends, buy the ideal muppets. The kids will be screaming for them. YEAH!