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The transcript of “Captain Crunch (commercial, 1980s)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Fook off fackin'! Can nothing stop these soggy's? Ah! Punch power can! They're lunch delicious! We taste in! Yay! So it's tough to suck out! We got the boy and Captain Crunch is a crunchy part of a balanced breakfast.
To fool me. I got a free lunch from Captain Crunch! Now and specially marked boxes of Captain Crunch cereal, a coupon for one of five Nestle's candy bars. Oh, right! Now from Captain Crunch! We now return to the bu-
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