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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1958 · 2 min · 338 words
The transcript of “Ford Retractable Hard Top (commercial, 1958)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Well, this is it sir the newest board of them all the retractable hardtop What do you mean retractable hardtop is an open convertible isn't it the top is inside the trunks sir? Oh, you mean it feels up exactly a steel top. Why don't you get in and raise the top yourself? Yeah?
I'll do it there. You just stand and watch honey. I'm demanding that family. Let me do it You don't have to be a man to do it anyone can do it Lucy, honey, look, you know how to think ice cubes are a refrigerator, but it's an automobile, they can't complicate him a tinery, women get done on this time.
Hey, Lucy, we're on the brakes! The truck is open! Yes, he calmed here. It's all right, sir, you see, it's all automatic. When you press the roof control, the rear deck lid sweeps up, the roof rises out of the truck, swings up, watch it now.
And finally, set screws automatically lock the roof to the windshield. There. From an open convertible with room inside for a weekend's worth of luggage to a hard top all on a matter of seconds. Well, you got me. It's a car from Planet Quarche.
It's a part of the innuendo. I'm going to be able to get up. What did he say? I don't know, but I think the gleam in his eye means you're getting through to him. Isn't it wonderful, honey?
Hey, I like this one. It's up on my eye? Of course. Well, I need to make sure now. All right, all right. Some men are just like little boys when it comes to a new form.
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