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Guest - Walter Hampton

Shell Chateau · May 29, 1937 · 59 min · 7,306 words

The transcript of “Guest - Walter Hampton”, an episode of Shell Chateau first broadcast May 29, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays Shell Chateau free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Shell Show, a free-ring circus of entertainment starring Joe Cook with music by Ernie Watson, Opera Stod, Baseball Stod, Stod and many other Stod all seen through the telescope of that old Stargazer himself, Joe Cook.

Thank you and thank you Ben Grohr. Now if you will just move in a little closer everybody, I'd like to point out some of the brighter stars that are out tonight. You see that, Paulman?

Well, that's the grand old man of baseball, Connie Mack of the Philadelphia Athletic. Blancing over the footlights, you'll notice two of the finest actors ever to grace to stay. Mr. Walter Hamden and Bert Laitel, who will be heard a little later and want to victory you go best worth.

Those two other stars that look as though they might be related are Louis D'Angelo, the Metropolitan's Big Bass singer, and Louis, the 17-year-old daughter who wanted to sing bass like her father, decided it would be more ladylike to sing soprano, which she does very beautifully.

Then there's that country boy, Ruth Davis, who imitates just about everything but a groundhog eating crackers in bed. And that shooting star of the tender trite, Jesse Owens, to tell us about today's track meet. And there's the inventor of the electric guitar, Bert Lynn, with his latest invention, the Vibrelin. And of course, another four star attraction, the

The gel quartet who put us in the mood with a medal of rogers and heart tunes. I feel so rich in the heart for two. The rooms and kitchen and I'm sure would do Give me just a part of not a lot of land And the swell, the witty, the brand, the lonely world

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