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Guest - Effrem Zimbalist

Shell Chateau · February 13, 1937 · 58 min · 6,721 words

The transcript of “Guest - Effrem Zimbalist”, an episode of Shell Chateau first broadcast February 13, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays Shell Chateau free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is the show show starring Joe Cook with music by Ernie Watson Good evening This is Joe Cook inviting you to go off a chair make yourself comfortable and prepare to enjoy yourself If you don't mind I'll pull my chair right up next to you and a lot of others will do the same

There'll be the man who knows almost as much about the Dean Quinterfoot as Dossaday for Dean Herschel That fine music in Ephraim Zimbalus was one of the greatest violin players in the world That professor of Tristan talk, Roy Atwell, and, uh, well remember when you were a youngster and you'd be afraid around the house beating your little red drum, and you hoped that someday

you'd be able to play a real drum in a real band? Well listen to this. Isn't that exactly what you wanted to sound like? That drummer boy is happy Reese, and it sounds like he's going to town.

Let's hop aboard and go along. Nice drumming, happy. I enjoy your drumsticks as much as the drumsticks maw hands me on Thanksgiving.

As I often say when nobody interrupts me on this subject, we all know what babies are. They are the little things that cause big, strong men and even old maids to stop right in the middle of a city sidewalk or a country road and make strange noises like, who's a lusi, who's a lusi, who's a joo?

Or something else almost as intellectual. But anyway, I hope everybody loves kids. I remember my mother back in Evansville used to tell me, Son, any man or woman who doesn't love kids can't be trusted.

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