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Guest - The Happiness Boys

Shell Chateau · January 23, 1937 · 56 min · 7,051 words

The transcript of “Guest - The Happiness Boys”, an episode of Shell Chateau first broadcast January 23, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays Shell Chateau free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Shell Show, the Shell Show starring Joe Cook, an amalgamated salamagundi to say nothing of a motley melage, a vententainment studded with these stars, from radio, Billy Jones, and Ernie Hare, from Opera, Giovanni Benedetto, from the nightclub, the original Memphis Five, from Hollywood, Eleanor Holman, Art Jarrett, from the circus, Dexter Fellows, and Toto

the Clown, from Haudeville, Harry Foster Welch, from the comic Through Goldberg and from Evansville are Sarge Dokut and from Ernie Watson the music If I to the future is back to the wall is known to the grain stone He's heading the clouds and he's here to the ground. Oh, I think you forgot my little finger

Everybody seems to be forgetting things my water forgot to say that we will not have the marble voice coolers tonight Oh, yes, I could think Well, maybe next week, young man. But right now, I've been thinking what a remarkable thing invention is.

Why, in my own lifetime, I've seen the pay-able give way to the steamboat, the vacuum cleaner replace the carpet beater and the store arm. The telephone takes the place to the back fence to gossip party, the ice bag is replaced the headache, and finally the radio, a new method of communication and a new avenue for entertainment.

It's wonderful how far we have progressed in radio. for how far we have progressed in radio. Well, I can remember only a few years ago, we used to pickle the cat whisker on our crystal set, and guess how do you do everybody how do you do?

How do you do everybody how do you? But now we sit in front of our 88 tube, worldwide, and back, hot and cold radio console, twirl the blue, white, diamond dial, and we get how do you do everybody how do you do?

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