Of Scotland Yardxx-xx-xx xxx Burkeand Hare

The Mutual Broadcasting System presents the secrets of Scotland Yard with your host and narrator Clive Brooke. Brought to you by the Mutual Broadcasting System in cooperation with the craft foods company makers of Velveeta, the quality, pasteurized processed cheese spread.

Exlax. How do you do? What would make you commit a murder? What motive? Love, hate, tell us you agreed? Murders by madmen don't count, they have no motive. But quite sane people have destroyed human life for reasons both extraordinary and unpredictable.

How interesting and exciting are the vagaries of human nature? In proof of which, I'm going to recall to life a little scene of murder that happened at a certain place and to certain people. And I want you to guess the motive.

The certain place for the public house and the certain people, two men and a woman. Look, Bill, here's Mary Hally. I haven't been seen in around the old hunts lately. Certainly, dear, that I've never sent my eyes on Earth this time of day.

She usually is sleeping during the light hours. I'm thinking she looks none too happy. What do you think of her for a... you know... You're the right type. I don't think she's been this. It's trial out.

No, Mary McGarry. You're not really nearly here, you're not you. No, less. Late. Makes no difference when you're only half alive. Oh, sir, you take it, gentlemen. Come to think of it, Mary. You're looking a bit under the weather, no.

You've not been drinking, have you? No, sir. That's just it. This is my first. That's not being the last. One sober as a Satan. But it's very sorry for us. What's in the name of heaven?