Kiss the Boys Good-By

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players in one of the most delightful comedies of recent years. Herronaut Pictures Kiss the Boys Goodbye by Claire Booth Loose, originally presented on Broadway by Brock Pemberton.

It stars Dinah Shore as Cindy, Sunny Tuft says Lloyd, and Johnny Mercer as Oscar. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players in Kiss the Boys Goodbye. Oh, there's a lot of things going to making a Broadway musical show, and a lot of people, too.

For instance, a fellow like Oscar Rayburn. Don't blame it all on me, I just wrote the music for this aesthetic, Clambie. And then a director like Mr. Lloyd. I'm the one that Chris is gonna rap, I'm the guy who's gonna pick the star.

And then naturally a man like Mr. Fisher. I have got some rights too, I'm producing this show. And of course there's the star like Myra Stanhos. Oh, it's just too ridiculous. The music in this hocus opus was written for a combination pog horn and steam whistle. When I get to high sea ice top.

Yeah, but you slow down three notes before that. Boy, you cheap little tin pan alley rat. Don't know Beethoven, you know. Say, even Beethoven's death mask would look better than you do right now, Myra.

Oh, I never was... No idea. You go to stand for that? Oscar, as the director, I demand more respect for the leading lady. As the composer, I demand less respect and more talent. Why? You nasty crumb...

No, stop it, stop it. You're all acting like a lot of kids. Now you look here, birdfisher, just because you're producing this too, bitch. And, Myra, I've had enough of these temper metal outbursts. I don't think you're right for the part of Mary Bell anyway.