Abroad with Two Yanks

Lady Astor presents the Screen Guild Players. The Lady Astor Screen Guild Play Tonight. Abroad with two yanks. The Starring Players. This is Dennis O'Keefe. This is Marjorie Reynolds. And this is William Vendicks. Tonight, Lady Astor presents the Screen Guild Players in a radio presentation of the hilarious Edward Small

production, Abroad with two yanks. It stars William Vendicks as Biff, Dennis O'Keefe as Jeff, and Marjorie Reynolds as Joyce. Australia, the fifth continent. Of course the maps may show it out in the Pacific.

But ask any US marine and he'll say, Australia, yeah, the city limits the Los Angeles. Now, Marines plus furlough always equals girls. So meet Joyce Stewart and her friend who are currently working in a service canteen, close for the docks in a large Australian port.

Joyce, there's a transport in from Guadalcanal. Do you think we have nuts and coffee? I hope so, Phyllis. Wooo! Good heavens, what's that? It's a mating call of United States Marines. But they sound just like wolves.

Well... Just a minute, you guys! I get a word for you. Alright, you're ashore. But don't you go so forget we're guests in Australia. And if you do forget it, there'll be a shore patrol to help you remember.

Okay, this is... Oh, yeah! Yeah, nice guy, Biff. That's Sergeant. But he's folks went in the morning when he was born. That's Sergeant. He wasn't born, he was assembled. Hey Jeff, pipe the guy in the Boy Scout pants.

Oh, what do you know? Streamline diapers. Jilio, yanks, welcome to our strength. Oh, thanks, Mac, thanks. Say, maybe you can give me the inside. How's the tomatoes in this burger? Tomatoes? Tomatoes, tomatoes, what's the difference? How are they?