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Princess and the Pirate

Screen Guild Theater · March 26, 1945 · 30 min · 4,241 words

The transcript of “Princess and the Pirate”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast March 26, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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presents the Screen Gold Players, the Princess and the Pirates, the starring players, V.G. Nino, and this is Bob Hope. And I, Lady Esther, presents the Screen Gold Players and the famous most hilarious screen comedy, Samuel Goldin's The Princess and the Pirates.

It stars Bob Hope and Virginia Mayo in their original roles. The Lady Esther Screen Gold Players and the Princess and the Pirates. This is the tale of a most blood-pushedie buccaneer who ever sailed the Seven Seas.

The terror of the ocean lanes, he feared no creature living or dead. That's not me folks, I can relate it, I play a card. Yeah. This is also the tale of the Princess Margaret, the West-wed incognito from her father's realm because she loves a common man.

There is the Princess and very beautiful. The bluest eyes, the blundest hair, sounds like a type that might catch on. Now look, you intend to keep on talking. What do you want on the radio, a strip tease?

Okay, take it, bud. I'm going out for a ham sandwich. Stick around. I might take a cut at myself. How do you like that? Now I have to do my own build-up. It's terrible. It's awful.

It's what it's you and I stay out of the lid. You see, I play the part as the best of the great. I'm an actor. Spire from Patrillo, huh? The critic in the orchestra. As I was saying, I'm an actor. I have an act.

I'm a quick change artist. You know, a gypsy rose leaf without zippers. I do seven characters. And when the story opens, I'm on the same ship. I couldn't get priorities then either. I'm taking me out to America.

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