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Three Is a Family

Screen Guild Theater · January 15, 1945 · 29 min · 4,767 words

The transcript of “Three Is a Family”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast January 15, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Lady Esther presents The Screen Guild Players. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Play Tonight, Three is a Family. The Starring Players. This is Charlie Ruggles. And this is Faye Bainter. This is Helen Brodry. And this is How do we do?

Tonight Lady Esther presents The Screen Guild Players in Three is a Family. A Sollesser Picture based on the stage play by Phoebe and Henry Eafren, produced on Broadway by John Golden. There's Salaria's comedy stars, Faye Bainter as Frances Whittaker, Charles Ruggles as her husband Sam, Helen Brodrick as Irma, and Hattie McDaniel as the maid.

The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players in... Three as a Family. That's a pretty common occurrence these days. Kitty's like a lot of other girls whose husband are in uniform, except that Kitty has a bright idea.

I really ought to be with Jean. You'll be growing overseas almost any day now. Couldn't I just leave the baby here? Which brings up a rather critical problem. Who will take care of baby Susan?

And on that subject, everyone is agreed. Not me. I have to be at the office. That's Kitty's mother, a business lady. Not me. I don't know how to make them burp. That's Kitty's Aunt Irma, a maiden lady.

Not me. A used kid. And that's the cook. No lady at all. So now it's squarely up to Kitty's dad. But Sam Whittaker has a few plans of his own. They're trying to turn me into a nurse, mate Barney.

Now you can see the spot I'm in. I sure can, Sam. Yes, and that's not all. There's my son Archie. He and Hazel have the apartment below, as you know. And when their baby comes, they might want me to take care of that one, too.

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