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Screen Guild Theater · January 20, 1949 · 28 min · 4,738 words
The transcript of “The Fuller Brush Man”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast January 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Yes. Good afternoon, Madam. I'm your full of brush, man. I have a full line of... Well, just like I said, I got a brush. Yes, it's Red Shelton, the full of rust-man himself, co-starring with Janet Blair in the radio premiere of his rib-tickling Edward Small Columbia Hip.
Another Screen Guild player's first, brought to you by the makers of Camels Cigarette. How mild can a cigarette be? Most Camels and Sea. Yes, prove for yourself how mild camels are in a recent coast-to-coast test of hundreds of men and women who smoked camels and only camels for 30 days.
Noted throat specialists reported not one single case of throat irritation due to smoking camels. Thursday night, Screen Guild 9. And here's the wildest, zanyest comedy of the year. The Screen Guild players take a deep breath and open the door for...
The full air brush mask. Starring Red Skeleton and Janet Blair. Car 48 calling police car 48. Come in, Monahan. Heart, get over to the park. Fire reported. I forget it, Sarge. Nothing to... What's he doing with the fire in his crash cart?
He's cooking breakfast, Fris... How about that, Anne? Breakfast in the park. You know, with me, a girl never knows what to expect, and I usually disappoint him. Oh, this is wonderful, Red. But I have to leave soon.
Mr. Wallach has drive me down to the office. Oh, that guy. The way his eyes rule when he looks at you. Even his eyelid pant. Oh, he's not that bad, Red. And besides, he is a very successful full of us men.
Successful. He couldn't sell membership in a pyramid club. And I'm going to have to tie something around your finger to make you remember to forget that guy. Here, take a look. I bought a 18 book.
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