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Screen Guild Theater · May 20, 1946 · 29 min · 4,846 words
The transcript of “Guest Wife”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast May 20, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Lady Esther presents The Screen Guild Players. The Lady Esther Screen Guild Play Tonight, Guest Wife, The Starring Players. Fred McMurray. This is Claudette Colbert. This is Dick Ferran. Tonight Lady Esther presents The Screen Guild Players
in one of the season's most delightful comedies, Guest Wife. It stars Claudette Colbert as Mary Price, Fred McMurray as Joe Parker, and Dick Ferran as Chris Price. The Lady Esther Scringold players in Guest Wife.
I think I'm like any other married woman. I like my husband to have friends. Only Chris didn't just have a friend. He had an obsession. His pal was Joe Parker, the famous foreign car attendant.
He and Chris had grown up together, gone to college together, room together. Yes, and always spent Chris's allowance together. You know, Damon and Pithier's stuff, Except that Chris made Mr. Damon look like a piker.
Just a minute I heard that, Mrs. Price. Now Chris, you know it's true. Remember when Joe sent that cable from India? Well, what can you do when your best friends in jail in a foreign country with cobras hissing at him?
You send him $2,000. We'd saved up to buy a baby grand piano. Auburn, Mary, after all, Joe is my pal. Oh, sure, I discovered that on our honeymoon. When we got to Lake Michigan and found that Joe had taken the boat, we had charted, and gone off chasing a lot of gangsters.
Well, he caught him, too. That was Joe's first big yarn. My first big disillusionment. When I think of how we just sat around on that pier. Well, that story got Joe as Java's foreign correspondent.
Yeah, what did it get you? Splinters. Well, anyway, it did one thing for us, Chris. It made me sure our marriage was all right. It did. Any marriage that could survive that honeymoon could survive anything.
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