Variety

The Golf Screen Guild Theater. The Director of the Golf Theater and your host, Roger Pryor. Good evening, everyone. Your neighborhood good goat dealer and the goat oil companies welcome you once more to the Golf Screen Guild Theater.

The Stars own theater. Tonight we bring you Gene Autry, Mr. Guffi, Martha O'Briskell, Margaret Early, Oscar Bradley and his goat orchestra. York Orchestra a special New Year's Eve surprise the glamorous Joan Blondelle and a well-known radio comedian the lights are dimming here in the Gulf theater and it's time for Oscar Bradley and his Gulf Orchestra to raise the curtain with one of those super special

Bradley arrangements of I didn't know what time it was did you get a comedian well not yet Rod's Jack Benny is working Fred Allen is working Bob Hope is working

Say how about Eddie Carter and me the phone? Gee do you think we can get him? I understand that he doesn't care anymore about radio Why Johnny I can just see him now surrounded by his wife Ida and his five daughters with a revenue of servants eating out of gold plates and living the light

How about some butter how many times if I told you girls we can't have butter until your father gets a sponsor You mean we're going to grow up without butter? You should have thought of that when you kids voted for Jack Benny in the popularity poll.

You know where I should have been on that poll? Hey, Pop, you're leaving yourself wide open. And the visual representative of local 802 of the canner girls, when are you going to get a job?

I refuse to have the children talk to me like that. Your father's right children. How many times have I told you? Never kick a man when he's down. Who's down? Wait a minute. I've never done better in my life.