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Screen Guild Theater · April 21, 1947 · 28 min · 4,444 words
The transcript of “Too Many Husbands”, an episode of Screen Guild Theater first broadcast April 21, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Screen Guild Theater plays Screen Guild Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Ladies and gentlemen, tonight Lady Esther presents the Screen Guild Players and Somerset Moms hilarious comedy about a shipwreck, a courtship, and an extra wedding. Too many husbands. It stars Bob Hope as husband number one, Frank Sinatra as husband number two, and Lucille Ball as the long-suffering wife.
The Lady Esther Screen Guild Players in too many husbands. A year ago, Bill Cardio took a solo cruise and a ramshackle boat and disappeared from the face of the earth is widow Vicki married Henry loans bills partner in the candy manufacturing business this evening Vicki picked Henry up at the office and they are just returning home after dinner and a show Peter the butler
meets them at the door good evening madam good evening sir good evening Peter hi Pete got a fire going for us out of boy now you can try to long and throw yourself into the hay very good sir say you're still reading that mystery the case of the marinated court I completed it this evening sir he did
Who knocked off the victim? The butler, sir. Oh, well, I'll come up later, Pete, and lock in. Very good, sir. Well, I beg your pardon, madam. Yes, Pete. I neglected to mention that a gentleman called while you were gone and left this message.
I took it down the beat him. Oh, you're getting sloppy, Pete. Next time, take a downward for word. Very good, sir. Thank you, Peter. That will be all. Now, what gentleman could be calling me?
Oh, you must have met one once. Read the message. Just got in on a tramp steamer. We'll be there as soon as the Department of Health scrapes off my barnacles. Bill. Now who could that be?
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