Rene Bennet Protection Case

Well, as Richard Diamond, Private Detective. Hello there, this is Diamond. You know, I like to say that.

Hello there, this is Diamond. I don't know why. Maybe it's just because I say it all the time. Hello there, this is Diamond. You know, I think it sounds kind of...well... ...pretty bad. Of course, I'd rather say, hello there, this is, I've got a sponsor diamond, but that's silly too, because...

If I had a sponsor, I wouldn't have time to say hello there, this is Diamond. I'd be overshining your shoes. Confused? Well, so am I. Want to get really mixed up? Let me tell you what happened last week. This is real silly.

So silly, it wound up with murder. I was sitting in my office thinking about June Allison with the phone rang. Diamond Detective Agency, no other corpse can make that statement. Oh, Rick! Don't believe it?

Believe it? Just listen to what one of our satisfied customers has to say about diamond. I'm in bird and I'm on the third year. Big! Hello, Ellen. You idiot. What are you doing? I know this will throw you. Nothing.

No washing today? Finished an hour ago. Oh, uh, by the way, I got a beef. A beef? Yeah, those socks you knitted for me shrunk so much I need four more pear. Well, if they shrunk, what do you want with four more pear?

Gonna start a new fad. Gonna wear them on my toes, you know, toe socks? Well, if I knit you four pair, that'll only give you ten altogether. Oh, my, George, you really pulled off a speedie, didn't you?

Well, hell, holly! It wasn't half as bad as some of those gas plays you come up with. Alright, smarty, now, what's on your rear-wheel mind? What, you do me a favor? Like, for instance? No, for instance.