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Richard Diamond, Private Detective · August 30, 1953 · 24 min · 3,743 words
The transcript of “The Big Foot Grafton Case (AFRTS)”, an episode of Richard Diamond, Private Detective first broadcast August 30, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Richard Diamond, Private Detective plays Richard Diamond, Private Detective free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Mr. Diamond, private detective, starring Dick Powell. Just a moment. What's the big idea? Keep me waiting like that. The big idea is that it's a beautiful day and I'm happy.
When I'm happy, I whistle. When I'm happy and whistling, I don't like to be interrupted. I'll remember that the next time you're unhappy and you ask a favor for the great big important police lieutenant wants a favor from poor little Richard Diamond.
I want you to go to a funeral. Yours? No, it's... How do you know? That it's Bigfoot Grafton, they're tucking in. The way I read my paper, the harbor patrol, fished out a guy presumed to be Bigfoot Grafton boy ragged here.
We're satisfied with the identification. Huh? Fingier prince? Then tell me what makes you so sure of the guy they're putting in the ground today is Grafton. Look, Diamond, you're beginning to exasperate. That's the Bigfoot Grafton.
Why me? Maybe you can show the boys how to dig the gray. Well, wow, well, that's silly. I don't know, a gray from a home the ground. So why me? Because your one stole me about a little thing.
And I can point him out to you. Goodbye, bright eyes. Looks like I'll tell you this is the only thing left to do. It's all wrong, Marge.
I'll tell you, there's no need to call in a private eye. Well, hello, girl. Who are you? The name's on the door. Your diamond? Eh. You see something you don't like? Yeah, you. Oh, you'll never be lovely.
be engaged to get to use puns with an attitude like that the waste of time i don't want to tell you all but billy i know what's right became a long way to see you diamond all the way from west frankton became where dotland's all first impressions of the seating almost thought you were
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