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Private Eye Test

Richard Diamond, Private Detective · March 19, 1950 · 29 min · 4,660 words

The transcript of “Private Eye Test”, an episode of Richard Diamond, Private Detective first broadcast March 19, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Richard Diamond, Private Detective plays Richard Diamond, Private Detective free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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National Broadcasting Company presents Dick Powell as Richard Diamond, private detective. Alright, Shamas, hand it over, let's have it.

Have what? I ain't got time to play games. This time you gotta believe me, this time I'm unhappy, so hand it over. You're not making it very easy. I'm gonna make it a lot tougher.

How much tougher can things get? You'd be surprised. I've waited a long time for this. Well, I guess everything comes to he who waits. You won't have to wait anymore. You know something? I don't mind killing you at all.

Here's another exciting half hour with Richard Diamond's private detective, starring Dick Powell. Diamond Detective Agency, homicide made easy. With us, it's the corpse that counts. Oh, I just don't think I'll ever get used to it.

Hi, Helen. Hi. What are you doing? Ah, right now, nothing. But I've been considering a few push-ups or something just to keep my heart going. I've been sitting behind this desk so long my blood doesn't circulate anymore.

It just lies around and puddles. Oh, Rick. Morning, Mr. Damond. Oh, hold it a second, honey. Morning, Phil. Good, Phil. Uh, the postman. Oh. Special delivery for you. Return receipt on it. Same right here.

Sure. OK, there you are, Phil. OK. You're late, Mr. Damond. Yeah. Rick? Yeah, yes, dear. Well, what is it? Hmm? What do the postman want? Well, he wanted to give me a letter. Oh. Special delivery from the city hall.

must be important say it says uh... mister richard diamond uh... address so on so forth uh... here dear sir you are hereby notified that under the laws of this state you can be caught all for p'd say what's the matter of all the ruffin i'll stop making noisas and tell me what's wrong about the stupid letters about

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