All the Folks Still at the Danville Rodeo

I've got your little cookies and your misfortunes and my life Your long little doggies, you know that why, oh men will be your new home Life on the Red Horse Ranch Yes! To the folks from Red Horse Ranch who are all attending the big rodeo in Danville Both Steve Bradford and Alabama entered their prize horses in the first race of the rodeo.

But as the race got underway, something went wrong with red, Alabama's beautiful horse, causing him to throw Alabama and lose the race. Surely by this time, Alabama knows why red went so completely out of control.

We joined them in the evening of the same day. And he sold him his saddle, his spurs and his rope, And there's no more cow puns and then that's what I hope.

Now all you young maidens, where are you reside? You better eat some of this chopped cookies, got ready for us. I ain't no mind eating anything, thanks though. I guess Bradford's feeling alright, winning that race this afternoon.

Alabama, have you told the judges or anybody else about what made Red Act up the way he did in that race? I ain't alibiin' to nobody. I don't reckon my telling the judges that I found cactus under red saddle-banked it would make any difference anyway. But you didn't put the cactus there alibiin' and you sure can't blame red for going wild? Any horse that go loco with cactus

under the saddle? I'd like to get my hands on the dirty rat that pulled that stunt. I would too. Here I've been training red for months just for this rodeo. Been telling everybody what a wonderful horse he was. I can just imagine what everybody's seeing now.