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ep077 Crazy Man Comes Back

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Warrior of the Woodland! Ranger Bill, Warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Boy, Naughty Pines getting more like the big city all the time.

Look at that new bus terminal. Yes, here it is, Bill. Say, is what I read true, Bill. I mean about the population explosion? I don't know, Henry. What did you read? Well, I think it was in the newspaper not too long ago.

I read that the Earth will be overpopulated inside of 30 years. What do you think about that? Well, that information was probably reached by someone who knows more about those things than I do. I do know that the population is increasing all over the world.

You're in our own country, you see, more and more housing. Yeah, you sure do. Right here in Naughty Pond. They seem to be building all the time. Mm-hmm. Bill, what happens when they run out of places to build?

Well, I wouldn't worry about that, Bill. You wouldn't? Why not? By that time, they'll run out of places to grow food. I never thought about that. Well then what are we gonna do? I don't know.

But if what you read is true we'll find out won't we? That's not much help. Sorry Henry. But if we're in this sort of fix I'm afraid there isn't much we can do about it.

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