Ranger Bill · 29 min · 3,520 words
The transcript of “ep057 Lover Boy”, an episode of Ranger Bill. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Warrior of the Woodland! Ranger Bill, Warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car.
Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. I don't remember right off hand who said these are times that try men's souls, but a true or statement has never been made.
Hi there boys and girls. You know, those rangers of mine are the finest men on the face of the earth, except when they get a wild notion in their heads. But then on the other hand that's what makes people human.
Well, it wasn't too long ago that I was ready to flip my lid as the saying goes, because my rangers were acting stubborn, ornery, and cantankerous. And not only did my men act up, say I almost forgot, we'd better put a handle on this story, huh?
Let's see, what will we call it, to ornery to die? That wouldn't be so good. heads wouldn't fit either. How about scaredy cats? Now there is a title getting close to the truth. Stampede? No, that's about cattle. My men are stubborn as mule sometimes, though.
You know, a good title just doesn't come to mind right now, so let's just say this story is about...Loverboy. One day not too long ago we were plagued by a sudden absence of doctors in the area. People, doctors, and animal doctors. It all started early one morning as I was walking to the office with Henry. Hey, what cool is out bright and early? Much
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