Cotton and Candy

Fear of the woodlands! Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodlands, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster. In the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad cover.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. So then what did the doctor say?

He said, he said, I ain't coming out again. Why? Because? I know, I know quack quack. Oh, Stumpy.

You can't get off a good one every time. The thing I can't understand is why you laughed so hard at all of them. With ones like that you have to. Otherwise it'd get lonely. Well, how do you like that? I get a better laugh out of you but just tell the truth.

Well here's one for you Stumpy as long as you're on the subject of doctors. Did you hear about the woman who took her little boy to the doctor? What was the trouble? Well, that's what the doctor asked.

Well, what did the mother say? What was the trouble? Well, she said, it's just had doctor. He's had an on and off since he was born. I never heard you laugh that hard before. Neither have I, pal.

Bill, I didn't hear you come in. Small wonder. When I came in, you went back and were hooting loud enough to be heard on the other side of town. That was so funny! That's what will surprise you, Bill.

He wasn't even laughing at one of his jokes. He was laughing at one of mine! Well, this is a surprise. I want to hear that one myself. Later. Something up? Something I think you might be able to handle, Anne-Ray.