The New Recruit aka Fully Prepared Ranger

Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster. In the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car, Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission.

And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. Rangers just once seemed the same without you around, Ralph. I was thinking the same thing, pal. You've all been very kind. Wasn't difficult, Ralph.

You've all grown alike, you'll and respect you with the Rangers in the years you've been with us. In fact, that's a little trouble. Trouble. That's right. It's like some money actually reads and reports we send in all the time.

You finally heard enough praise about you they decided to move you up. Well, I feel pretty mixed up about the whole thing fellas. Naturally I'm happy about the promotion. There's a lot about towers sitting that can get a man down.

But then on the other hand I like it here a lot. I don't ever expect to find a boss as terrific as you Bill. Well, this is starting to sound like the mutual admiration society, Ralph.

What's the matter, Stumpy? I was just thinking of a feller. I heard one who got real hurt, while he was in the process of admiring. Uh-oh. I guess I don't have to announce that this is one of Stumpy's jokes.

Well, I'd hate to leave not even fun without hearing at least one more. Yes, he some people appreciate my joke and he is leaving Well, do you want to hear it or not? Better make it quick old-timer Ralph's trains about to pull out hell it'll wait something about admiring something wasn't it? I try, honey. It shows you how fella can get into trouble that way