The Sail Sled aka Full Sails

The deer of the woodland! Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster. In the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad cover.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride a job well done. So the feller says to the pilot, I want to thank you for their airplane rides. The pilot he says, what do you mean rides? He only took one. So the

feller says, that's right, my first and last. You know old time, someday after I I get back from San Francisco. I'm gonna take you all over town and see how many places we stop at that you can think of a joke about.

Yeah, that'd be fun! Well, it looks like my plane is loading out there. I better get aboard. You take it easy, man! We want to see you back here safe and sound! You take good care of things while I'm going, Stumpy.

Don't let Henry get out of hand. Oh, he want me no bother, Tom! Tiffany, here's me and a couple of... Honey's here with a little of my harmonica music! I have plenty of souvenirs! I wish this were a pleasure trip rather than a business trip, Stubby.

That time afraid we'll be pretty busy all the time there. You better run, Bill! Looks like that plane's gonna hold not very many more! Right. That's so long, Stubby. Say goodbye to Henry for me. Tell him I'm sorry he couldn't have come out this morning.

This is your captain speaking. Really flying at 10,000 feet with clear weather between here and San Francisco. It's like tailwind may get us there a bit ahead of schedule, but schedule time nevertheless. I beg your pardon?