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Camera Crew In Knotty Pines aka Stumpy In The Movies

Ranger Bill · March 16, 1960 · 29 min · 3,923 words

The transcript of “Camera Crew In Knotty Pines aka Stumpy In The Movies”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast March 16, 1960. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Warrior of the Woodland! Ranger Bill, Warrior of the Woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in a screaming squad car.

Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction pride of a job well done. Hey, hey, what's Bill Craywell? Come here. Look, it's Stumpy.

Oh, whole time we give himself much pain I'd like to look like. Let's see if we can help him. Hey, can we give you a hand, Stumpy? Hey, maybe Bill holds you, Henry Paul and I, of course.

Oh, right. Look at that. that. You all had your little joke. Why don't you go off somewhere and do your laugh? The thing I can't figure out old-timer is why all this sudden attention to how you look. I can't remember the last time you tried to comb your beard. I'd wait before your time, Henry.

Well, can a feller try to look a little more cared for if he wants to? I just think we ought to take care of ourselves, that's all. It wouldn't have anything to do with that film company that's coming to Naughty Pine, would it? The what? No, I'm not even a film company coming.

What this all about, Bill? Well, it looks as though our friends don't be as the jump on you fellas. The government is sending a camera crew and all the works out here to make a film of animal conservation. Right here to Naughty Pine?

That's right. And I have the feeling that this might have a great deal to do with stumpy sudden vanity. Oh, I could see the stuff. Oh, you can't. Oh, okay. Go ahead and laugh. Now he used to be pretty good at things like that. Oh, one you ever do any acting old-timer?

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