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Eddie And Mr Foxy

Ranger Bill · July 2, 1958 · 29 min · 3,755 words

The transcript of “Eddie And Mr Foxy”, an episode of Ranger Bill first broadcast July 2, 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Ranger Bill plays Ranger Bill free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature.

This is the job of the Guardian of the Forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions. Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done.

Have you often thought that you could get anything you wanted if you only had the money? By having money I'm thinking of millions and hundreds of millions of dollars. That's money. Yes, a lot of us think that we could get anything we want if we had it.

Now let me tell you something about money, and I'll do it in the form of a story. Eddie and Mr. Foxy. Frank? Yes, sir. Mr. B wants to see you right now. Right. You know what's the strangest thing about him?

What are you talking about? His very wish is my command. Oh, Frank, you're impossible. I want to get in there before he comes out to drag you in by the scupper your neck. He'd do it too.

I'll see you later. Frank, where's the deed to the Simpson estate? The deed, sir. Yes, the deed. Are you suddenly deaf? No, sir. Don't you remember that I informed you two days ago that they wouldn't sell?

Oh, nonsense. Frank, I'm surprised at you. I told you two days ago to raise our offer a hundred thousand dollars. I did, and they still won't sell. How much do they want? Well, they won't name a price.

Frank, you're fumbling the ball, which is something you hardly ever do. Get off the chair, you're sitting on and go, get that deed. I don't care what you'll pay for it. I won't let a state for my new research project understand.

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