The Boy Who Wouldnt Quit

For you of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill. Pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. You know, a lot of us often complain about how hard life is on us. I know I have at times, even though I didn't say it out loud.

We get tired and wish we could chuck the whole thing and go live like a nomad or a hobo. We think it would be nice not to have any responsibilities or obligations. However, I am sure you will change your mind about complaining against the daily grind after you hear our story today. Let's call this one the boy who wouldn't quit.

Ranger Headquarters, Bill Jefferson speaking. Oh yes Chuck, how are you? Oh me? I'll be glad to do it. Oh not at all, the honor is all mine and I mean that. Yes, Saturday evening at eight, the high school auditorium. Right, goodbye. What's going on Saturday night?

I've been asked to award the Eagle Scout badges to six young men, Henry. Well, how about that? That's great. I'll say it is. I consider the job a high honor. I was lagged to the cream of the crop. You said it, Sonny.

Oh, Eagle Scout badges aren't easy to come by. I'd make them all more worthwhile. Yeah, and how? Hey, can we go with? Excuse me, pal. I neglected to tell you that Chuck's invited all of us. So that means dress uniforms.