Marauder of Goose Lake

Danger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the Guardian of the Forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. You're hearing the terrible sounds of someone wrecking a house. Only the house isn't supposed to be wrecked, and there's going to be great anger when the owner finds it out.

This isn't the only home that's been wrecked either by this vandal, nor will it be the last. You know? This is one vandal that can't be blamed for the damage he's done. You'll probably think I've got holes in my head when I say that, but it's true.

This is not the fault of the wrecker, but it's the fault of the one who owns the place being wrecked." Well, enough riddles for now. Let's get on with the story, the Marauder of Goose Lake.

Hello, just here. Give me Martin Herbinger's place in Naughty Pine. Yep. Where are you sure I'll wait? To name what's choice, you guys. Thank you, Jesse. Hello. Yep, this old Abner. Hey, you'd better come out here and take a look at your place, Martin.

What's wrong? Well, it looks like a cyclone here. I don't know. Yep, I'll see you later. Goodbye. I better look around here and see how many more places have been broken into and wrecked around Goose Lake.

What a mess. What a miserable mess. Really is a messated Martin. That's the understatement of the year. Flower and sugar all over the floor can good spell out, I don't want one away. Whoever did this sure wanted to cause a lot of damage.