The Shortage

Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions.

Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job. Well done. Say, have you ever been forced into a difficult position by someone's mistake? It's hard to prove that you're not guilty when the facts say you are.

Today's story is about John Patterson, the Ranger in charge of the Forest Service Accounting and Purchasing Office, which is located at Junction City. All purchases and all disbursements for Ranger payrolls and equipment are made through this office.

John has a lot of responsibility because he handles the books for the whole Northwest Ranger District. Let's drop in on John as he and his family sit down around the Supper Table and we'll find out what happens in the story.

The Shortage. Jan. What's the matter with these biscuits? They're no different than any other time I've made them, John. Jerry, how many times have I told you not to slurp your milk? Leave the table. Go to your room and stay there until you can learn to eat like a human being.

I'm sorry, Dad, it was an accident. Excellent, nothing. You've been told a thousand times about this. Go to your room. Oh, Daddy, it was an accident. The glass slipped in Jerry's hand. April, children are to be seen and not heard. Who made you, Jerry's defender?

Oh, Daddy, you're going to be such a grout. We can't even talk to you anymore. Go to the playroom, children. I said Jerry's to go to his room, not the playroom. John, leave the children alone.