I Was a Teen-age Caveman

With a club in my hand, or a sitting on the sand I grabbed a fly back and ran, I kissed her hard Then I sat to her round and I laughed real loud And this made me feel fine, so I hit her again Then I asked her to be mine, she admired my strength

And she gave me a kiss, she said there's something about your fist That I can't resist And me but I can't stay out late I ask to overcome as I swing my clock around Then I drag away without any delay And the stars up above When suddenly something gave me a shove A mother had come and a tremendous rage

I told her, shut your mouth and act your age So I gave her a sock I hit her on the head with a great big rock She stopped all I gathered and went quietly and asleep It was very, very, very nice of her to be so sweet She admires my brains the way I handle my own

Her mother loves me now and is very good to me I'm a caveman madam and act the way I'm gonna be