Song · Radio Doctor · December 26, 1942 · 60 words
The transcript of “Christmas Advice”, an episode of Radio Doctor first broadcast December 26, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Radio Doctor free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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But how are you today? How's your tongue? Is it small and red or knobby and beige with an overcoat of a muddy hue? And how's the stomach? Is it firm and steady or somewhat warm or a little wobbly and a trifle windy?
All your Christmas days, those Spartan that today you're fighting fit with no twinge of remorse.
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