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Good afternoon morning or good evening and welcome to channel 85. Nice to have you in our little net. I'm Fred Flam, director of Washington Unwatched Programming and co-owner and co-partner with my co-operator Clark Cable.

Look great in here Fred Crisp Green Blue. Why don't you switch the board to self-control Clark and come on camera? He's coming in right now. Hello subscribers. I'm the re-producer here at 85. It's my job to keep things looking real.

Even if we are on tape. Are we? I don't know if I was at home watching I could tell you Fred. Well you can bet your card you won't regret the charge you're getting for 85. The best in our style of local programming.

Yeah, sure. Look, I gotta get back to the board, Fred. I don't trust the self-control. Good reception, everybody. Thanks, Clark. Yeah, you're welcome. And now, subscriber, we've got to punch you up. So, please stand by.

By the way, Channel 85 has been proudly f-