3x-xx-xx ep35 First Song - Im Alabamy Bound

Pinto Pete in Arizona! You're the Ranger, old feathers of all the sky. So why the world space is my doorway? The stars are my lamps overhead. I grow tired and weary.

I'm sad and stressful. And okay. You can't all crowd around that gate at once.

Well, the boys are on your game, Curly. You've been the first two for the last week, so they're just giving you little your own medicine. So why? So you won't always be the first to put up your horse and get slicked up for Chuck.

No respect for age or standards. Oh, I see. You admit that you're older than all the rest and therefore entitled to first place, eh? Well boys, we just have to show more respect for old age.

You know how old men are. Hey, why can't I? I'm not old. You fella just sorta linger a bit and give the old man a check. Why? I'll clean up every ball, boys. Play your little less little good manners for Curly and Forty Explodes.

Come on, play. And I'm sure the boys will learn the lesson. It'll give you every consideration from now on.

I don't want no consideration, and then I'm fed up on the whole outfit. It weren't for the boss, Mr. Me, I'd pack up and dig the first train back to Alabama. Well, Curly, in order to give you a chance to cool off and maybe change your mind, how about the boys putting you on a musical train, eh?

Come on, fellas, swing hold. I'm Alabama bound, there'll be no heebie-jeebies hanging around, just gave the meanest dickest man on earth, all I'm worth, to flip my tooths in an upper berth, just hear the choo choo sound.