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Christmas Tree Lot in 3D

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This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company. Starring the entire Nelson family. Here's Aussie. Here's Harriet. Here's David. And here's Ricky. America's favorite family, the mill. Hi, Dave. Rick.

Hi, John. How's it going? Thanks. What are you guys doing? Christmas shopping. You know, all of a town trying to get a present for my father. What'd you get it? Nothing. Well, that'd be a big surprise.

Everything we like was out of our price range. Well, let's face it, anything over 50 cents is out of our price range. How come? Well, we spent all our money on the other price. That makes it tough.

We want to get them something different that you're instead of just neckties. What's the matter with neckties? Nothing except we've given them so many of them. I sure wish we could take a some way to earn some money.

Well, perhaps I can help you, Sonny. Why don't you write me a letter? Oh, where should I send it to? The North Pole? It's too my usual address. What do you have, Wally? Well, I have a hot chocolate.

And you better lay off a hot chocolate. You're putting on a little too much weight. Well, this isn't all me. I've got a tin pillow in here. I sure wish you had some poo with a real Santa Claus, and then you can help us solve our problems.

What do you mean real Santa Claus? Would you care to tell me about it from there, or would you like to sit on my knees? Hot chocolate Santa Claus? Oh, thanks. Well, just put this check in your stocking and I'll pick it up when I come down your chimney Christmas Eve.

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