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My Favorite Wife

Old Gold Comedy Theater · February 4, 1945 · 30 min · 4,579 words

The transcript of “My Favorite Wife”, an episode of Old Gold Comedy Theater first broadcast February 4, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Old Gold Comedy Theater plays Old Gold Comedy Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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They were California, the makers of old gold cigarettes present the comedy theater. The only radio program that brings you every week, the greatest stars and the greatest comedies. Tonight's story, the Leo McCarry, RKO picture success, my favorite wife, starring Joel McCray, Constance Moore, and Gail Pundles.

And here is the director of the old gold comedy theater, Mr. Harold Floyd. Thank you.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Our play tonight is the story of a man and his wife and his favorite wife. You see, the man had two children by his favorite wife while his other wife had none.

Confusing, isn't it? So we scoured the four corners of Hollywood to find an actor who had a favorite wife and two children. We found one man who had a favorite wife and nine children. We found another who had nine favorite wives and no children.

And then just as it seemed that our search would bear no fruit, we discovered a very fine eater who had a favorite wife and two children. And here he is ladies and gentlemen, Joel McRae. The other element needed to complete the recipe for tonight's offering was to secure two wives. Of course we have to be careful

whose wives we secured. And here they are now, the two gorgeous, glamorous, and ever so sweet young ladies, Constance Moore and Gail Patrick. Now on with our play. As our radio frit and We find a corner.

On the bench wearing his glowing black robes, the judge is peering over the top of his glasses, puzzling over a brief he holds in his hands. Next to the judge, also wearing a worried look, fans his clerk, and just below them both, looking up anxiously at the judge is a man, attorney Nick Arden, and a young woman, Bianca.

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