Having A Wonderful Crime

Hollywood, California, the makers of old gold cigarettes present the comedy theater. The only radio program that brings you every week, the greatest stars and the greatest comedies.

Tonight's comedy, the radio version of RKO's Picture Success, having wonderful crime, starring Pat O'Brien with June the Prey and Tom Conway. And here is the director of the old gold comedy theater, Mr. Harold Floyd.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we have chosen that mad comedy mystery of three lovable zenies who are having a wonderful crime. And because our play involves three outstanding people, we are happy to present three of the nicest and most talented people in this town, for any town.

Pat O'Brien, Jun Duprey, and Tom Conwell. Now let's get on with the show. When Chicago's famous criminal attorney, Michael J. Malone, together with Jake and Helene, had solved the Wellington murder case. Malone said, this is the last time those two screwball friends of mine will get me to play detective and I mean the last time.

And when voted on by Jake and myself, Malone has solved the notorious Ricardo case and again not smarter the police, he said. No, I should have known better. Allow myself to be sucked in by those two half-wits again, but this is the last time and I mean the last time.

Then when Malone learned that Helene had placed the murder in the Huntington case and needed his assistance he shouted no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes this is Michael J. Malone oh no Helene Helene for the last time the

answer is no I know you've got the murder all right pour him some tea with you what you got him in my office no no no no what yeah all right keep in there of course I'll pick up Jake we'll be right over and keep that pistol pointing in in the right direction toward your head.