The Case of the Make-Believe Robbery

What is this? It's a case for Nick Carter, master detective. Yes, it's the case of the make-believe robbery. Another case for that most famous of all man-hudders. The detective whose ability to solve crime is unequaled in the history of detective fiction.

Nick Carter, master detective. So I assisted the director, well how about putting me in this picture too? Why should I pay you ten bucks a year, you ain't no cop, or ain't I, I says to him.

I'm wild omeglin, that's who I am. It was where no unifier, but I'm the best dog gun detective in this town. But when he hears that, he says, okay, give the other cops a hand holding back the crowd.

But why don't you do it? Why don't you do it? Sir, take it easy, will ya? Gee, McLenn, this is exciting being part of a real moving picture.

Oh, I don't know. It's all right if he had never done it before. Have you ever been in a picture before? Have I been in a picture? Have I been in a picture? That's what I said, have you?

You know this ain't a bad way to make chin books, just stand it around, watch as some other guys work. I bet you'll never been in a picture. Hey, those were pistol shots. Come on!

Hold it, you dope. Those were part of the movement picture, remember? Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to find out what you'll do. Oh, you kid. Look, when I was out in Hollywood, I used to be in a town.

That's that. I sure wish I could make chin books.

Hey, what is it, lady? Take it easy, lady. Hey, Dad, this was just a... Hey, Dad, I... You got it, there's something I'm willing. That's why I'm here, Mr. Rangold. Mary, I'm amazed that at least one of your cops wasn't bright enough to have seen through this phony moving picture business.