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They're Coming Away

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Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I go berserk? Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind They're coming to take me away, haha. They're coming to take me away. Ho ho

Hee-hee-hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and i'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away you thought it was a joke and so you laughed you laughed when i had said that losing you would make me flip my lid

right? you know you laughed i heard you laugh you laughed you laughed then you laughed but now you know i'm utterly mad And, the coming to take me away, ha ha, the coming to take me away, oh, he he, ha ha, The happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their crumbs and toes and their cuddies can take me away!

I caught your food, I cleaned your house and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Ha ha! Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet, and when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy moo!

And they're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away, ha ha ha! Hee ha ha! The funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and the Nile be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, and they're coming to take me away!

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