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The transcript of “The Waffle Song”, an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Mystery Science Theater 3000 free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Because you're flopping your flippy your hair! And after spoiler flavor, then a second to none! Alice for how light you are, you melted my mouth! And he is for age! Take a day for a baby, put the devil together with the howdy and go!
My waffles, we love! Waffles, we love! Top bite off with runny cheese! Waffles, we love! Tilly waffles, simply fine! Waffles, we love! Watch me down with Auntie Mime! Waffles, we love!
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