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Song · Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 1988 · 1 min · 81 words
The transcript of “Theme”, an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 from 1988. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Mystery Science Theater 3000 free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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🎵 In the not too distant future, way down in P-13, the evil Doctor Forrester was hatching an nasty scheme.
He'd be hired and sent by the name of Mike, just a regular Joe he didn't like. His experiment needed a good test case, so he carved him on the noggin and he shot him in the space.
I'll send them cheesy movies, the worst I can find, you'll have to sit and watch them almost and I'll monitor his mind
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